INDIANAPOLIS — Sunday night's AFC South Division showdown between the Indianapolis Colts and Houston Texans has some serious early-season implications, but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun in the build-up to the game.
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" on Wednesday had its weekly "Tonight Show Superlatives," in which fake "awards" are handed out to players on the upcoming Sunday Night Football matchup.
These "awards" are typically earned based off the players' look in their official team headshot, and begin with "Most likely to…"
The five Colts players featured on Wednesday's bit — tackle Anthony Castonzo, nose tackle Zach Kerr, tackle Jeremy Vujnovich, defensive end Kendall Langford and wide receiver T.Y. Hilton — actually weren't burned too bad by Fallon. My personal favorites were Kerr's and Langford's.
Anyway, without further ado, here's the "awards" the Colts players won in Wednesday's "Tonight Show Superlatives:"
Tonight Show Superlatives with Jimmy Fallon. Colts vs Texans.
Anthony Castonzo: "Most Likely To Appear On The Cover Of An NFL Romance Novel"
Zach Kerr: "Most Like To Have Asked His Barber For The 'Graduation Cap'"Kerr, by the way, had this to say to Fallon on Thursday morning:
Jeremy Vujnovich: "Most Likely To Walk Out Of A Bathroom And Say 'Might Wanna Give It A Couple Days'"
Kendall Langford: "Most Likely To Laugh And Say, 'Animals Can't Talk!' While He Watches 'Zootopia' By Himself"
T.Y. Hilton: "Most Likely To Have A Cousin Named 'F.U. Marriott'"